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Everyone has that “make the other person sound incredibly stupid” voice when describing an argument.

9 December 2011 at 06:49 by anoynmous

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

9 December 2011 at 06:48 by anoynmous

My Facebook is broken, call you later ☎.

6 December 2011 at 14:55 by admin

Is swearing to drunk that he is not God.

6 December 2011 at 14:26 by admin

Some things man was never meant to know. For everything else, there's Google.

6 December 2011 at 14:26 by admin

My Facebook wall is broken.

6 December 2011 at 14:25 by admin

People must just not realize how they walk.

6 December 2011 at 14:17 by admin

Not sure what's more offensive: the holier-than-thou attitude of a chick walking around in yoga pants or her exceedingly present labia.

6 December 2011 at 14:17 by admin

Ah, Facebook Mobile…or as I like to call it,”WALK ‘N STALK’!”

6 December 2011 at 14:16 by admin

I hate the people that cover up their answers, Like c’mon.. Lets work together bro..

6 December 2011 at 14:16 by admin